balls up


in current usage, any disastrous situation. the b-lls referred to are not t-st-cl-s. the term dates from the days of wooden sailing ships when the existence of a shipboard disaster, such as plague, lack of food or water, mutiny, etc. was communicated to the outside world by hoisting large-ish, brightly painted wooden b-lls up into the rigging. b-lls of different colors represented different disasters and therefore served as either requests for -ssistance or warnings to stay clear.
ed: what a complete b-lls up!
ted: you said it.
a complete disaster.
less profane form of ‘f-ck up’.
sam threw a party for jessica, but without beer it was an utter b-lls up.
to gain courage; to “be a man”; to get some b-lls
dude 1: man… i can’t ask her if she swallows…
dude 2: come on, b-lls up!
#1) a word created by the famous australian john g. used to celebrate a happy memorable moment.

#2) can be used for a toast followed by a clink of beer bottles.

#3) can also be used to describe anything with -awesomeness-.

#4) a great way to express happiness after a touchdown in football or a goal in soccer.

#5) a term used to celebrate a victory. similar to yelling “black jack!” or “bingo!”
“ninjas = b-lls up!!”

“go lakers… b-lls up!!” (followed by a clink of beer bottles)

“i just made a sale… b-lls up!!”

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