Ballseye
the s-xual act of slapping anothers eyes with your t-st-cl-s.
“hey marty did you see bob’s black eyes?”
“yeah dude, he got the b-llseye”
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commonly used to make fun of guys who got hit in the b-lls, same as in bullseye (right in the spot).
-wrestler gets kicked in the b-lls during a wrestling match-
wrestler: -screams- “ooohhh!!! my b-lls!!!”
girls watching the match: hahaha! b-llseye!!!
wrestler: -cries-
an act whereby one male partic-p-nt places his t-st-cl-s inside of a pair of water goggles and then leaves said goggles for the next unfortunate individual who stumbles upon said pair of goggles.
dude, be careful, you don’t know if the last guy left those goggles to b-llseye someone!
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