ballsnackums
b-llsnack-ms: (latin origin) delicious snacks that are comprised of crackers, usually of the oyster variety, marinated in warm, juicy ball sac water. these yummy munchies are then dried and lightly salted. these are typically eaten by young men, usually h-m-s-xuals or women that are always hungry for c-ck.
(adam): hey willa what you eating over there, it smells amazing?
(willa): hey man, just some b-llsnack-ms, they’re the most popular new snack out!
(adam): -eats b-llsnack-ms with wry smile on mouth like he just took a huge load on the face- omg these are y-u-m yum!
(willa): i knew you’d love them, they have that great ball juice taste!
(adam): thanks, take it easy willa!
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