Ballstuition


the relationship a male has with his t-st-cl-s and his sperm. it’s a sixth sense of sorts.

it’s the males equivalent of woman’s intuition
bartholomew: bro, i’m telling you! something is wrong. my b-llstuition is telling me so!
galileo: how is b-llstuition telling you so?!
bartholomew: my t-st-cl-s are clapping against each other. they’re trying to tell me something.
galileo: what’s your b-llstuition telling you?
bartholomew: they’re either trying to say that woman i slept with the other day is either dead or pregnant. i don’t know yet.
galileo: hopefully it’s not the latter of the two.

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