Ballsweiner
a word used as a vulgarity subst-tute, when conditions don’t allow for a word such as “n-ts-ck” or “d-ck”. also, is mildly entertaining to bystandards with a good sense of humor when said loudly in an exclamatory fashion, similar to the way a vendor at a sports game would say “cold beer”.
my aunt and uncle were in the room when i stubbed my toe, so instead of screaming “f-ck”, i shouted, “b-llsweiner!”
or
why jimmy, that’s a lovely b-llsweiner you’ve got there!
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