ballzach


name of a person who is often c-cky and still yet a douche bag. ballzach’s have spitting problems and usually drool when laughing so hard.
“yo did you see ballzach drool after he took a dump on that kids car”
a complete f-ggot named zach with anger problems who copies one of their cool friends, style, jokes, hair, etc. because they have no personality or nothing good going for them, a ballzach gets so angry over stupid jokes that he may develop high blood pressure or even cut your palm.
zach fischer is such a ballzach. i make one joke and the f-ggot flips out, we should circ-msize that f-ggot, his mildly attractive girlfriend has been choosing my d-ck over his because i’m circ-msized.
the one and only ballzach. a graffiti slap tag seen around honolulu. it’s a drawing of a f-cked up face. apparently the person who writes this is gay and likes d-ck up his -ss.
“hey dude, look! its the ballzach.” (pointing at street sign)
“did you hear? ballzach is gay.”

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