balop
another name for your fly or zipper on the front of your trousers or pants . a scottish borders word .
when john came back from the toilet his fly was open , i said ” hey john , do your balop up ”
a word madfe up between a mad tv episode and a drivers ed teacher i had, meaning ohh or awkwardness.
i p–ped my pants today, balop!
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