Baltard


a member of the acclaimed baltimore moped gang. often addicted to late night moped rides resulting in the abuse of sushi and natty bohs. sometimes confused as being slow, a baltard posses the ability to blast, despite the moped being constructed of trash. in par with their macabre appearance, a baltard will invite you into there “murderhouse” moped den for a juncture never to be forgotten!
—did you see that guy just go down on that ped?

– yeah, looks like shlippy lippy of the baltards….
—don’t look into his eyes, we don’t need any trouble!

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