baltimore COUNTY
1. private school sl-ts
2. only place where girls in pearls drive big -ss suvs with coolio blaring
3. crabs.
4. ravens.
5. we know the orioles suck
6. flipflops all year round
7. trust fund boys run around with 40s in paper bags to look homeless
8. the girls smoke more pot and snort more c-ke than the boys do
9. we are better than you and thats the end of it.
you can never try to fit into baltimore county
a county north of the city of bawltimer that is completely useless except for its reputation as a “hotbed” of lacrosse and the annual hunt cup. the kids there think they have money, but that’s only because they’ve only been exposed to bawltimer city and county. when they grow up they get exposure to nyc and they see they’re really just either white trash who’s daddy couldn’t hack it on wall street so he took a job at leggmason, or they’re the ugly jews who were ostracized in new york city so they had to come to bawltimer to fit in.
an lsat -n-logy… “babylon is to leper colony as manhattan is to baltimore county”
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