Baltimore Oyster Shuck


the male is standing up and the female is laying on the bed on her side. right before the guy skeets he yells out “yahtzee!” and skeets in between her b-tt cheeks. the skeet acts as the actual oyster and the cheeks are the sh-lls.
i gave this b-tch the baltimore oyster shuck last night. i spread her b-tt cheeks back and forth and found a pearl.

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