Baltimore Parking Spot


a “baltimore parking spot” is anywhere you d-mn well please as long as you put your hazard flashers on and remain oblivious to the lane of traffic you’ve just shut down.
don’t worry yo, i’ll get me a baltimore parking spot while you go inside and find your stash.

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