baltimore two bagger
when the puss you’re slamming is so ugly you put a paper bag on your own head in case hers slips off. not to be confused with a trudeau two bagger which involves a hijab.
did you see that chick? omg her face was so ugly i’d have to baltimore two bagger it, but dat -ss tho.
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