Baltinglass


top definition
a town in forgotten wicklow, located in the compost corner of the garden of ireland.

more commonly known as “balto”, “imnotgoinanywherenearthatsh-tehole!!” or “blessington”

the original reason for phrases like “oooh don’t go over there!”,”a sheep is for life, not just for christmas” and “if ya push em up to the edge of a cliff they back up harder!”

a town built “of the people, by the people and for the entertainment of others”

the proverbial “back -rs- of nowhere”
-hey we’re goin to your place next weekend ok?

-ok!

-how do i get to blessington?

-…

-what?

-f-ck off.

“baltingl-ss is in the back -rs- of nowhere!!

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