Balzheimer’s disease
an affliction affecting male subjects in which lapses of memory, specifically regarding the ident-ty of their significant others, occur. this condition is usually triggered by short skirts, painted-on jeans, subtle feminine winks, and overt instances of camel toe. all men are afflicted to some degree and i sincerely pity the fool who dreams up a cure.
she took him back for the eleventh time as she fully understood the severity of his balzheimer’s disease.
the condition where one cannot remember that last time he got laid. advanced stage: cannot remember with whom. very advanced stage: similar to advanced stage except he is married and faithful.
i cannot remember that last time i got, um, what’s the word i’m looking for. oh yeah, “laid.” i must have balzheimer’s disease.
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