Balzheimer’s


having the affliction of saying you forgot something that was really your fault and blaming it on someone else.
from the daily show with jon stewart:

“cheney, your complaining about your plan? can you ever lose? no wonder you’re ever wrong!… i think it’s become very clear: d-ck cheney is now in full-blown stage four balzheimer’s.”

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