BAM-BITCH!


an expression a fat black woman makes when she b-mps into someone
“bam-b-tch!” lakisha yelled as she ran into the 70 year-old man.
an expression when you’ve accomplished something. can be used as a hash tag on twitter.
ilovepies said “just finished a past paper, #bamb-tches”
an aggressive expression yelled when something exciting goes your way usually at someone else’s expense.

the phrase evolved from guy who got a bl-wj-b from a girl he didn’t know on the bank of a bay. after she was done, she dropped her ring, bent down to pick it up and the guy kicked her in the -ss as she flew face first right into the muddy water. he yelled, “bam b-tch get in the bay!” then he left.
you bet your whole bankroll in vegas on one black jack hand. you are showing 18 and the dealer shows a king. he flips a 4 then busts with a 9. in this case, it is very appropriate to yell, “bam b-tch!”

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