bamboo manicure
euphemysm for a torture technique whereby strips of bamboo and jammed under the victim’s fingernails. considered excruciating, the bamboo manicure was a favoured tactic of pol pot’s khmer rouge regime in cambodia.
“if he doesn’t talk in the next five minutes, give him a bamboo manicure”—ssailant to underling
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