Bamboon Slurpee
the s-xual act of spreading the b-tt cheeks of a girl while performing -n-lingus on her while another girl is simultaneously performing oral s-x on you. girl number one farts in your mouth, while you shoot your muck in number two’s mouth. girl number two snowb-lls c-m into your mouth as you burp girl number one’s fart back into her’s.
i ran into your mom and sister at the mall the other day and we decided to go for a bamboon slurpee.
yo, that chick is a f-ckin’ hurtin’ skeeze, she drinks bamboon slurpees like they ice teas!
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