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• barefootin'

  1. changing the rules of the game after losing to turn things in your favor 2. spearheading tom delay-style mid-decade redistricting at the local level to punish partisan opponents with no regard whatsoever for the interests of const-tuents fan 1: “did you see that walk-off home run in the bottom of the 9th? fan 2: […]

• bearded god

  a bearded man whose facial hair is of such epic proportions that it makes everything cream in there pants dude did you see jared letos beard omg he is a bearded god

• beard snack

  a particle of solid or liquid food that has lodged in someone’s beard. mona (pointing to larry’s full red beard): sweetie, are you gonna eat that beard snack or kin i have it?

• bejuco

  a thin branch from a tree used to discipline children…basically a switch. grandma grabbed the bejuco from the tree and whoopt my -ss.

• Bill Clinton

  to lie and commit perjury before a federal grand jury. holy sh-t, that witness just bill clintoned. 106 more definitions to get a bl-wj-b while at work. i heard jay sardi got a bill clinton the other day. the best d-mn thing to happen to america since the forced resignation of republican president nixon a […]

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