Banana Farmer
a gay male or straight female prost-tute or sl-t. the term derives from the resemblance of bananas (fruit) to p-n-ses (organ). banana farmers nurture their crop, taking care so they grow plump and healthy. they collect good profit when they are finished. a well trained banana farmer is guaranteed to leave their customers satisfied.
your mom is such a banana farmer. she was in my dad’s bed last night, and my brother’s this morning!
1. a dumb -ss fruit cake
2. someone who farms bananas
– banana: a fruit or male genitalia
– farmer: someone who raises bananas, causes bananas to grow, or harvests bananas for their own oral pleasure.
“eddie is such a banana farmer… he says the dumbest things”
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