Banana Hammock Jamboree


a secret gentlemen’s club ritual that occurs every new year in which high-cl-ssed men will group together and ‘wiggle’ to “i’m s-xy and i know it,” by lmf–, in nothing but a pair of banana hammock undergarments.
famous actor johnny depp has attended only one banana hammock jamboree.

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