banana hammock
a men’s style of undergarment that holds the genitalia in a sling-like hammock apparatus, allowing the meat knot to protrude offensively. favored by greasy europeans at the beach, and even greasier weightlifters during compet-tion and posedown sessions.
when i was swimming at the y the other day, this hairy italian hedgehog was hanging out at the pool all day showing off his silky red banana hammock.
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a male-thong-like bathing suit. not for use by every man (please)! discretion and tight-buns required.
arnold should not wear a banana-hammock – – his modeling days are so over!
1. male speedo swimsuit. see bender. banana hammock came about by the comparison and the long s-xual induendo of the banana to the p-n-s and because the speedo cradles the p-n-s like a hammock would a banana. hence … banana hammock.
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joe: this banana hammock’s crushing my hardyboys. it’s no mystery.
1. a speedo.
2. the last name that the character phoebe buffay from friends changes her last name to.
1. put on your bananahammock!
2. meet princess consuela bananahammock!
a g-string for men …
todd in scrubs wears bananahammocks …
a speedo, undergarments that hold your meat pole in a sling
“dude, did you see that fat old b-st-rd at the pool wearing a banana hammock?
a thong for your schl-ng
what is a sasquatch doing wearing a banana hammock at a little girl’s birthday party?
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