Banana Leafing
the event in which a fart in your sleep leads to the gradual billowing of gaseous air up into your wife’s or girlfriend’s face throughout the night. since this process is strikingly similar to the fermentation of cocoa beans under banana leaves in central america, it is known as “banana leafing;” a close yet benevolent cousin to the malicious dutch oven.
“my wife makes me sleep in the guest room on sunday nights – 7-layer dip means serious banana leafing.”
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