banana magic


the amazement and sheer wonder of slicing a banana while it is still inside the peel with your mind! only to be attempted by those highly trained in the art of ‘ninja magic’ and never to be attempted by those who practice ‘pirate magic.’
“oh my goodness, how does ryan pull off that crazy-wicked banana magic?!?!?!?!?!” -laura

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