banana peel fairy


a magical creature that breaks into your home at night when you sleep with a banana peel under your pillow. the fairy then takes the banana peel and proceeds to eat a sleeve of ritz crackers in your bed next to you, leaving crumbs everywhere.
i cant wait for the banana peel fairy to crumb up my bed tonight. f-ck yea!

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