Banana Plant


a special “treat” offered to a diamond-h–rding cougar by a common home-depot worker (or any other garden outlet). after recieving the “banana plant” you’ll go home with an awkward itch….
“can i offer you a banana plant ma’am?”
“no… that’s disgusting!”

“girl, you just got banana planted at home-depot!”

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