banana slug bandit
someone who partic-p-tes in the act of coitus interruptus with total disregard for clothing and furniture, typically resulting in some type of stain resembling a banana slug trail, often the perpetrator is hard to uncover, thus dubbing them a bandit.
ex 1
man 1: dude whats that on your shirt?
man 2: oh sh-t!!!
man 1: dude, you shoulda changed before you went out today
ex 2
jeff: you don’t want to sit on that couch, the banana slug bandit struck last night!
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