Banana Split

when you perform intercourse with someone of the opposite s-x, while wearing a banana suit.
bro, i totally banana split kayla last night. it was f-cking awrsome
1. a tasty, tasty treat made with a banana, ice cream, chocolate, caramel and strawberry toppings or something like them in some semblance of that order, with whipped cream, nut sprinkles, in a special vessel called a banana boat. made for eating on hot days in summer, or when the consumer feels cr-ppy and needs victuals for oroesopha-gastrointestinal comforting…

2. when pluralised, and preceded by the specific ‘the’, as the banana splits,
is a children’s cartoon, that defies that description, given the content and the time (late sixties vintage) that it was made…
tra la la, tra la la, tra la la!
tra la la, tra la la, tra la la…
one banana, two banana….
you get the rest.
when you f-ck a girl in the -ss, f-ck her t-ts and j-zz on them. the d-ck is the banana, sh-t= chocolate, j-zz=whipped cream, and her nipples are the cherries.
d-mn, becky must have been really h-rny when she requested that banana split…then she instantly regretted it when i asked her to eat it.
3 some involving white washed asian (banana), black girl (chocolate) and white girl (vanilla) with the 2 girls on top.
hey ladies, care to join me for a banana split?
the act of receiving oral from someone with a split tongue.
‘you know the guy i’ve been dating, the one with the split tongue? he totally gave me a banana split yesterday, my cl-t’s never been so well tongued!’
in a s-xual context : it involves inserting a (pealed) banana into a girls r-ct-m prior to engaging in -n-l s-x. afterwards, a bowl is used to catch the result, a lukewarm mixture of jiz, mushed banana and excrement.
doing a banana split is quite popular in latin-american countries. a friend of mine did one in cuba the other day.
a rear-positioned oral s-x style in which the v-g-n- and -n-s are licked from the bent-over position. the name comes from the dessert, due to the way the s-xual act looks when performed.
a woman receives a banana split from a lucky someone.
when a male sits on desk, most likely old and you could see the shape of his p-n-s and b-lls.
while in cl-ss…

ana, “look at the teacher crotch”

juju, “ughh thats nasty”

ana, “that looks like a banana split !”

juju “thats gross”

ana “hey shut up, thats your type of banana spilt”

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