Banana’d


the process of buying a sh-t ton of bananas at your local market. with these bananas, you then place them in obvious places in peoples properties. you can also (optional) write a message on the banana with sharpie.
i just banana’d that sl-t abigail and drew a picture of a d-ck on it.
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when during mario kart you are struck in the face by a banana and wipe out due to this m-ssive tube shaped object hitting you
dude that monkey banana’d me
to jack off on a car
dude, i just banana’d a car!
to be hit by, or to drive into a banana on mario kart: double dash.
haha you got banana’d!

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