banane


a expression used to note that you realized that programming is as important for yourself as air and water is.
a: “hey whats up”
b: “banane”
a: “good thing you finally are learning ruby!”
a. usually refers to a person who is acting contemptibly naive or arrogant, aka a jerk

derived from banana, slang for the male genital. essentially a more modern usage of d-ckhead or pr-ck, but as a derogatory adjective.
pr-nounced buh.naen

girl 1: tim’s been banane sh-t lately. he saw me at the mall yesterday when he was hanging out with his friends, but looked away as if he doesn’t even know me.
girl 2: hmmm.. he’s still cute as ever though.
girl 1: go to h-ll!!
pr-nounced: bahh | nahh | nehhhhh

noun: banane, someone acting negligently and/or performing under par in life.

b. usually refers to a person who is acting contemptibly naive or arrogant, aka a jerk derived from banana, slang for the male genital. essentially a more modern usage of d-ckhead or pr-ck, but as a derogatory adjective.
example:1) calling a fivefold raise in poker with 2, 7 unsuited and loosing. in the event that said banane wins this hand by pure |dreck| this person is reffered to as

|scheiss banane |

example:2) you failed at “slow ride” on easy mode in guitar hero 3? you banane!!!

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