Banbridge
banbridge is a glorious town in the rolling hills of the county down countryside. located on the river bann banbridge developed as a market town for the outlying hinterland.
the town centre is based around a main street (actually 2 streets – bridge and newry) in the centre of which is ‘the cut’. local legend makes it the first (trafficked) flyover bridge in
a: ireland
b: uk
c: europe
d: world
(take your pick, none of it is true-maybe)
the town is populated with at least 500 people and has at least 6 shops, of which at least one sells foodstuffs.
whilst gays and non-caucasians are tolerated within the town many of these communities leave the town every october for the ‘burn them in a hole in a field’ fesitval. at this festival the local folk gather together and celebrate the traditions of their fathers and fore-fathers who didn’t know the meaning of the word tolerance and regularly dug holes in fields and burned the dismembered carc-sses of elvish folk whilst chanting and drinking.
a wide range of people live in banbridge, from normal people to the mentally deficient ‘spides’ who like to do circuits of the town in there ‘souped up’ sh-tty cars with neon, body kits, darkened windows and big exhausts.
lets go to banbridge and sell some oranges
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