Banbury
a little town in oxfordshire, england. the town is most notable for it’s violent crime, clear segregation between communities and the terrible childrens nursery rhyme: “ride a c-ck horse” which recently graced the embittered landscape with it’s own hideous statue, across from the 2-screen cinema.
people die here. constantly. more than anywhere else. you bet.
breeding ground of second-wave chavs
it’s a sh-tty little town in the south of uk.
example:
oik1: “hey man, you want to go to banbury?”
oik2: “no thanks – even the fool that i am knows not to grace that sh-te-hole with my bad self. you get aids upon entering”
town full of spoiled upper middle cl-ss children who think that living in one of the countries most affluent areas in a town with no real crime statistics is the worst thing in the world.
person a: oh my g-d banbury is just the worst, it only has 2 cinema screens, and the parking at the leisure centre is just awful!
person b: shut your stupid face and get some perspective.
historically linked with prost-tution, banbury is now the uk’s capital for people in wheelchairs, eastern european immigrants and young (read underage) mothers. once the proud owner of its very own gropec-nt lane (until 1410, now known as parsons lane) banbury proudly continues the british traditions of single mothers and alcoholism.
banbury is the las vegas of the uk. if you are blind and deaf. and r-t-rded and with aids. (which is likely if you are in banbury)
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