band-aid baby
a baby that is conceived during a rocky period in a marriage, when it is hoped that a baby will (even temporarily) bring the couple back together. usually the wife plans this baby behind her husband’s back and pretends to be surprised.
lisa: i thought rick & joan were heading towards divorce?
brenda: yeah, but then joan announced her pregnancy.
lisa: ooh, band-aid baby. she is too meticulous to “forget” to take her birth control.
when a marriage isnt working out the parents decide to have a baby to try to fix the problems
bob and jane are having a bandaid baby because they think it will solve their marriage issues
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