Band Aide


band aide’s are not groupies. they exist because of the music, they inspire the music. they do not have full intercourse with rock stars, just the odd bl-w j-b (unless its someone they seriously love). (loosly taken from the movie “almost famous”)
rocker dude: so you wanna screw ?
bandaide: nah i only give bl-wj-bs im only a band aide go find a groupie

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