Band Kid
one who is in the high school band, and more specifically, the marching band. probably some of the biggest perverts you will ever happen upon, a band kid’s life centers around marching band.
their life? they have none because it consists entirely of marching band.
it is worth it though and they love every minute (that they’re not hating with a p-ssion, such as parades.)
most wouldn’t trade it for the world.
roll stepping your way through band camp, ‘band bus’ rides and the shenanigans that go on, compet-tions and practice.
this is our life.
“hey, you want to invite emily to come with us?”
“she can’t, she has a football game to go to. marching band and all…”
“well, how about sat-rday?”
“she has a compet-tion.”
“sunday?”
“practice.”
“monday?”
“pep band.”
“tuesday?”
“practice.”
“does she have any day free?”
“dude, she’s a band kid.”
1. a kid in a band
2. more specifically a “marching band kid”
traits of a band kid:
1. plays an istrument (or pretends to)
2. can read music (or pretends to)
3. wears a goofy uniform
4. wears compfy but silly-looking shoes in either black or while with the heel cut off
5. has two brains… or none at all
drummers are a diverse bunch of band kids… some are super-smart (not many (-:) annd some are super-dumb (are not! they just think differently)
band kids are the epitome of musical nerd-dom. they not only slay dragons in their spare time, but if there was a zombie apocolypse, they would rock sh-t.
band kid – hey, i like to defeat crime and accomplish other -ssorted tasks in my spare time!
jesus – well no wonder, you’re a band kid!!
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