band rat
someone who spends all thier free time hanging around a band or attending concerts without seeming to have any purpose for being there. never seen doing anything with a purpose except pestering hotties.talks all the time about music/band/band life like they’re knowledgable, but aren’t. there to mooch and hook up.
there to consume, spoil others’ enjoyment, and spread disease, like a rat chewing its way into a bag of grain, eating a little while p-ssing and leaving sh-t on all that’s left.
“i thought he was cool at first, kinda good-looking, but he turned out to be a f-ckin’ band rat. he was going on and on, talking like he knew the guys in the band, but he didn’t even know the b-ss player was a special guest from another band. then he asked me for my cell phone number and the whole time he was staring at amy’s br–sts.”
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