bander


french slang verb for having an erection. this word comes from the verb for drawing a bow. this comes from both being hard, and all loaded up. this is often used in expressions.
il vas bander pour elle.

he will have a b-n-r for her.
punjabi phrase meaning monkey.
you really are useless,you bander
someone who is a big supporter of the communist party.
john- “wow frank is such a bander, he attends almost all the communist meetings”
mike- “that is completly un-american…”
an interaction typically between paul (although it could be another student) and a professor, usually involving some s-xual innuendos, and done for the sole purpose of humiliation of the recipient
“yesterday paul got totally bandered in cl-ss.” or “did you see that vicious bandering monday in cl-ss?”
someone whos cool and in the band. often may play the flute, clarinet, or drums. the only 3 instuments needed because flutes have the same part as trumpets! except for our solos. n-body cares about any of the br-ss instuments cause they all stink of smelly gym socks.
woah!! did you just see those banders walk past?
a term used to describe the small flecks of t-st-cl- debris typically found in the small section of a toilet rim where the seat separates near the front. derived from the root word “b-lls” and the word “dander”.
“oh man, i wish he’d wipe that bander off before he leaves.”
“there was a pile of bander on the toilet today, don’t men wash their b-lls?”
“oh baby, shake some bander on my face!”
a combination of badger and panda that came to mean frolicking freely, and jumping and skipping about and general energetic fun. also can be used for describing random walks for no real reason, bit like rambling.
“that kitten is bandering about”
“sam’s gone for a quick bander”
“anyone up for a bander?”

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