bandera texas


a small hick town in south central texas known as the cowboy capital of the world. beyond the 30 bars and churches cluttering mainstreet lies many meth labs and sh-t youd see in the movie kids or gummo. pretty boring place, so all the kids turn to smoking weed, drinking heavily, or hanging out at boyles and or sonic parking lots. a good music scene if you like country, and dontr move here if your black
i took that girl sarah from bandera texas to pound town last night after we left 11th street.
a small terrible town located in south texas life here is dull and boring unless you enjoy endless hours of riding horses or smoking endless amounts of weed. the people are boring,plain,judgmental and close minded. the town is full of ugly people who enjoy acting like they are jesus christ they also enjoy being two faced. moving here is like moving into any other red neck town..life revolves around church being a hypocrite and just being well…an -ss

oh yeah don’t move here if you have an opinion those are extremely rejected in this town
so pretty much unless your great great great great grandfather lived here and you family has ever since living here is not recommended
“wow that town is terrible..its just like bandera texas!”

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