Banditing
engaging in s-xual acts while asleep. these acts can include masturbation, fondling, s-xual intercourse and s-xual -ssault or rape. banditing can actually be used as a criminal defense in rape cases. because, you know, those poor rapists, they need to be defended too.
there have also been reports of men injuring themselves while engaging in s-d-stic s-xual acts in their sleep. as in, waking up with their b-lls missing because their sleeping self mistook the blender for the beaver.
the disorder is not limited to men however. so the next time your other half is groaning & thrusting in her sleep, watch out, because she might just rape you.
guy no.1: dude, she was totally banditing lastnight, she f-cked me in her sleep!
guy no.2: dude… you’ve been raped…
guy no.1: … … … dude…
partic-p-ting in a road race without officially registering for it.
rich ran the local 5k road race, but he came across the finish line with no bib or chip, p-ssing off the race directors and officials because he was banditing. that is, he never officially registered and/or paid for partic-p-tion in the road race. as such, even though rich crossed the tape before any one else and won it, his performance was not recorded in the results.
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