bandoleer of carrots
also known as the “bag of cr-p” this is the most frequently used euphanism for the grab bag of goodies that appears on rare occasion on the popular site woot.
omfg i missed my blinged out cabbage again! i fear i’ll never get my bandoleer of carrots
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