Bang Blindness
hitting on an ugly chick because you know she’s likely to put out and you will end up having s-x. usually used when one or both parties are sober, so alcohol cannot be blamed for poor judgement.
similar to hotness hypnosis but leads to overlooking serious flaws in their physical appearance.
1: “dude, it’s been like 6 months i’ve gotta find me a woman!”
2: “just see where your bang blindness takes you man”
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