Bang Bus

fake, totally unintersesting p-rn site that has become extremely popular in some bizarre, metaphysical manner. often credited with single-handedly starting the g-d-awful trend of “reality” p-rn sites. follows the adventures of a handful of bad actors and general w-nkers employed by p-rn juggernaut ox entertainment. can typically be seen in and around south florida paying fat, used-up, c-ke-shooting sk-nks $700 to ride around in a van and get reamed by one of the ugly freaks of nature that resides therein. even then, if you dare conjure up any semblence of an erection, it’s usually quelled by a certain wheezing, giggling, cackling, totally obnoxious b-st-rd going by the name of dirty sanchez. very little is known about this mysterious individual, other than the fact that he insists on cracking bad jokes the entire time and seems to get off on random, amateurish zooming and panning. a bunch of equally stupid and low-quality p-rn sites that feature many of the same girls along with the same lame-brained actors are included as extras for those deluded enough to actually buy a subscription to this sh-topia. even worse than milf hunter.
“hey baby gurrrr hahahahaha wanna like ga hahahaha like come ride with us? hahahaha, dude, dude, dude!!”
-dirty sanchez

just check the plates..

this is my hardcore hippie van with the license plate bng bus. all the girls want in when you drive this baby!!
a ‘reality-p-rn’ website where three guys (mainly d. sanchez, but his real name is greg entner) around drive in a van and pick up random girls and f-ck them. but the videos that they show aren’t showing everything. before that b-tch gets in the van with the three guys, they actually tell the girl what she’s in for, and that they’ll pay her a sh-t load of money to pretend that it’s not staged, and to be cooperative. they also first check to see if she is over the age of 18, and if shes got any std’s. then the girl actually signs a legal contract saying that she has understood everything, and that she is willing to do this, and that she cannot change her mind. then she is payed, and then ‘legally’ f-cked. and then at the end, without the girl knowing, they actually do ditch her in the middle of nowhere, but she has been already payed.
bangbus is so fake, but wtf its p-rn
a “reality” p-rn website where two guys pretend to pick up random girls on the street and pay them to have s-x in the back of a moving car.
dude, i just saw your sister on bang bus!
a dauntingly stupid exploitation/reality p-rn site featuring two or so utterly insipid and useless individuals, driving around and “tricking” girls into having s-x with them. apparently the premise of the site is less about s-x, but more about immature pranks and insults pulled by the man-childeren running the show. if this idea sounds appealing, my advice would be to rent yourself a van, drive on down the nearest lesbian rally, and swiftly erradicate yourself from the gene pool.
i have the iq of a bowl of pudding, but man do i love the bangbus!
who gives a cow’s -ss whether it’s staged, the bangbus is the f-cking sh-t!!!!
long live the bangbus!
an idea created by a couple of jack-sses who like to pretend they are getting strangers to f-ck them, when in fact they’re staging the whole thing.
the f-gs on the bangbus are really just sloppy c-nts.
a website that produces p-rn videos involving some guys going out to pick up chicks for a false purpose and then slowly urge them to have s-x. popular amongst rape fanatics, few people know that the thing is actually completely staged. then they end up leaving the girl in a very remote place far away from home.
why is it staged? mainly because, doing anything like that is completely illegal, its practically kidnapping and almost rape. after all the 40-50 chicks they got you’d think of em would go to the police or something, the website is extremely popular and well known. none of the girls ever cry either, its like every single one of them is completely willing.

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