Bangalore Suprise
a cobra in a basket sent as a warning and/or method of -ssanination. to place a venemous snake in a box and send it to a unwitting victim.
while eatin his curry crisps, the young satin slipper was bit by a cobra when he unknowingly opened a bangalore suprise. in the movie kill bill, bill’s brother dies as a result of a bangalore suprise. because the market owner raised his daily rent, the young snake charmer sent the boss’s home a bangalore suprise.
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