verb: the act of inserting a pvc pipe into the v-g-n- and/or -n-s of a willing partner and subsequently rolling hot wheels down the temperary “expressway”.
barry: hey jody it 5:00. you know what that means!
jody: i know its rush hour. i hate heavy traffic!
barry: not just rush hour, its time to take a ride down the “bangkok expressway”!
jody: ooooooooooh! just be careful because last time we had a 20 car pile up and it messed up my colonoscopy!
- bank drive-thru lottery
you enter the bank drive-thru lottery when you pull up to the drive-thru at the bank, and all the lanes are filled. you have to make the very important decision to choose which lane will get you through faster. often times, people will sit back several car lengths from the drive thru lanes, waiting for […]
- banter shorts
a pair of boxer shorts worn with the intention of causing all sorts of sin, debauchery, mischief and copious amounts of banter whilst out for the night. the underwear will usually depict a wild animal with a slogan conveying the att-tude of the wearer, clearly marking them as ‘banter shorts’. i’ve got the banter shorts […]
the study of beards, facial hair, etc. people that have an odd attraction to beards usually study this i’m studying barbaology at college!
- bare essentials
private and significant s-xual somewhat parts of the body an eloquent speech should be like a mini-skirt: short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the bare essentials
barfabeefy is what you say when someone’s behavior is so repet-tive and predictable it makes you want to barf. “herbert broke up with lucille again? barfabeefy.”