Bangkok has him now


a situation that is beyond saving
dude 1: holy cr-p! johnny drank 10 shots in 10 minutes!
dude 2: d-mn. bangkok has him now

girl 1: where’s betsy?
girl 2: she went home with that creepy guy with the lazy eye
girl 1: well. bangkok has her now

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