bangle
1. the angle of which the selfie is taken to appear attractive
2. a picture that makes you appear bangable when you are not
3. the perfect balance between bangable and ugly
4. how you drop 200lbs with a 45 degree rotation
1. my eyes hurt from the bangles on tinder
2. can’t tell if she’s a beaut or a bangle
3. taco bell and selfies are the two sided sword of bangles
4. i’m drunk enough to smash a bangle
to screw up. to ruin something that was formerly beautiful, especially in the field of design. taken from the name of bmw’s controversial designer chris bangle.
i really like the bilbao, but i think frank gehry really bangled the seattle emp.
to fail in spectacular fashion, bungle, goof. inspired by former bmw designer chris bangle, whose radical 6 and 7 series redesigns of the 2000s pale in comparison to bmw’s cl-ssics and remain rolling visual atrocities to this day.
aj came off the bench to lead the potential game-winning drive, but bangled his chance by throwing four straight incompletions and sealing the rival team’s comeback win.
to work an angle in order to bang a chick!!!
” look at that dude talking to that crying chick”. he is for sure working a bangle.
three bananas attached together at the stem. not four or two (bunch, couple respectively).
dude, i picked up a bangle of delicious bananas.
bring me a bangle of bananas b-tch!
to fail in spectacular fashion, bungle, goof. inspired by former bmw designer chris bangle, whose radical 6 and 7 series redesigns of the 2000s pale in comparison to bmw’s cl-ssics and remain rolling visual atrocities to this day.
aj came off the bench to try and win the game on the last drive, but bangled his chance by throwing four straight incompletions and sealing the rival team’s comeback win.
an imaginary percussion instrument imagined by those suffering from extreme mental r-t-rdation, an oedipus/electra complex, and/or sever penile rejection.
when the triceratops invaded the african civilization, the tribe began to play the bangles to run the beast off.
a b–b-angle. a good position that gives you a clear view of a nice set of b–bs.
tim: oh my god rob, get over here quick! i have the best bangle ever on that chick in the pool.
rob: thats just a fat kid.
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