banglenut
a phrase used to initiate a conversation using a text messaging service. can also be used as a friendly insult to suggest slowness or stupidity in subsequent mails.
beep beep
read “banglenut”
replies “what the h-ll are you talking about”
read “finally, a reply. fancy coming out tonight on a bender?”
idiot, numpty, fool. specifically if unwanted
stop being such a banglenut
get that banglenut out of my house
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