Bangor, PA


a small town in eastern pa between south of the poconos but north of the lehigh valley with approximately 2 black people. you have to travel at least a half hour to get a godd-mn pair of socks. there is all the cr-ppiness of bein a small town without any of the nice open sp-ce of bein in the country. there are a few local crackheads. also, the name being bangor, people always make s-xual puns
jack: where are you from?

john: bangor, pa

jack: bangor? hardly knew her

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