bangrief
the feeling of grief that you get when you realize that getting bangs during your haircut was a very, very bad idea. bangrief hurts the worst when looking in a mirror.
also, bangrief can be used to describe a parent’s dismay when seeing that their toddler cut his own hair with scissors.
susie asked her hairstylist to give her bangs but hated the way they looked. bangrief overwhelmed her and she jumped off a cliff.
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