Bangry

an acc-mulated or sporadic feeling of anger that results in the urge to use s-xual intercourse as a means to diffuse, distract, or resolve one’s negative emotional state. alcohol is often a determining factor in the occurance of this feeling, and this can result in a myriad of effects.

emotional effects may include: confusion; dissapointment; more anger; depression; and, feelings of euphoria.

physical effects may involve: spousal arguments; rape charges; s-xually transmitted infections or diseases; and social exclusion (or inclusion, depending on the culture).

not to be confused with make-up s-x.
“man! i’m so f-cking bangry right now! let’s h-t the dancefloor.”

or

“i’m feeling pretty bangry…i should see what that guy/girl is doing.’
the state of mind that one enters after meeting a girl or boy that they would like to bang but become angry because for whatever reason — one is not hot enough, the other person is taken, etc. — they cannot get with that person.
“that girl is so fine, but she’s not interested in me. she makes me bangry!”
a small woodland furry creature that often becomes enraged for no apparent reason.
the other day i was walking through the woods and i saw a bangry tear a deer’s antlers off with its talons!
the state of being angry and h-rny at the same time. the desire to bang the angry out.
“listen, we’ve both had a terrible day, but i’m incredibly bangry. shall we adjourn to the bedroom?”
becoming so s-xually frustrated that you are not just irritable you are actually angry and the only cure is to bang. until then, you will be bangry.
my wife never has time for s-x but she dresses so s-xy that it makes me bangry.
the act of being angry and pounding your fist on your desk at at the same time.
jim richards was bangry.
a contraction of “beefy” and “angry”.
the type of unavailable and usually straight man to whom certain gays suffering from poor self esteem and internalized h-m-phobia are intractably drawn.
“the new bouncer is totally bangry. he’s a body builder with three ex-wives who’s done time for domestic violence… so perfect for me!”